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<bongboy> you know, i'd almost forgotten why i've purposely avoided having a girlfriend until the other night when i was at a friend's place and a friend of a friend was being all bitchy and emotional and mentioned a few times that she's having her period, at which point i though, "oh yeah, that's right"


ahahaha
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[22:45] * Mekkis violently throws a canister of flamethrower fuel at Brunius_AFK
[22:57] [Ballig] you're violently throwing liquid at someone?
[22:57] [Mekkis_T41] it's in a canister
[22:58] [Avatar] how do we know it's flamethrower fuel
[22:58] [Avatar] maybe it's a canister of coke
[22:58] [Avatar] or, heck, water!
[22:59] [Ballig] he's violently throwing a bottle of water at someone
[22:59] [Ballig] quick, call in the special tactics team, he's a maniac
[23:09] [Avatar] who throws a shoe
[23:16] [Ballig] you fight like a woman
[23:34] [Avatar] how appropriate. you fight like a cow
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I have to post this somewhere so I can close the window and keep a record. A conversation I started with [livejournal.com profile] turtledove after I had been harrassing him to play Left 4 Dead and between the games he tries to make me play on MSN, he was now playing "Trials 2 Second Edition", whatever that is.

10:30 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: why do you have all the shit games and none of the good ones?
10:30 PM - Turtlator!!!: how do you know what games i have?
10:30 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: I've seen you around

(for those of you not in the know, Steam allows you to see what steam game someone is playing in realtime, if they're playing one)

10:30 PM - Turtlator!!!: pfft, you don't see me playing anything on steam that much
10:31 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: that's a good indicator right there
10:31 PM - Turtlator!!!: what would you know about good games
10:31 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: oh I know everything about good games mr solitaire shodown
10:33 PM - Turtlator!!!: solitaire showdown is one of the best games ever
10:33 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: exactly my point
10:33 PM - Turtlator!!!: just cause you're not that good at it
10:33 PM - Avatar [ٿ]: oh dear

The irony of it was that this morning I checked the list of what steam games he actually has, and apart from Trials 2, he has The Orange Box and the Unreal pack, both of which are well-reknowned great games.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
--Leo Tolstoy
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For years and years we've had this channel on IRC called #computers. It isn't a help channel, although people come in regularly asking for help, and years ago we devised a deterrent that served the people in the channel.

This one didn't even take any effort.


[23:05] * Evangelion (6pack@vw20426.bigpond.net.au) has joined #computers
* Topic is '[mZ_2hOt2haNdeL] i didnt need some smartass net hero on some mircrosoft power trip to be fukin rude || For more information on getting help, please see this site: http://voffka.com/archives/012764.html'
* Set by Avatar on Wed Jul 05 19:46:41
[23:18] [Evangelion] avatar that site is fucken digusting
[23:19] [Evangelion] knowing this is a computer channel
[23:19] [Evangelion] not some deranged fetish site
[23:19] [Evangelion] ur a cockhead
[23:20] [Evangelion] disgusting
[23:20] * Evangelion (6pack@vw20426.bigpond.net.au) has left #computers
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Team Fortress 2 is out, and is currently my addiction.

Some random on steam added me:

Avatar [ٿ]: g'day do I know you
Agony: you killed me in TF2, repeatedly. I just wanna know when you're on so I can exact revenge ;)
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What's wrong with this picture?


Greg Cabrera <9pnm@yahoo.co.uk> to akmtareque

Hi! I am bored today. I am 25 y.o. girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at ux@anymailonline.info only. Would you mind if I share some of my pictures with you?
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While we were discussing some things from the Lost finale, we broke into this little argument after noticing a whole bunch of things ourselves during the episode. Slightly edited.

(12:40 PM) Alice: oh and the name of the funeral parlor is an anagram for "flash forward"
(12:41 PM) Avatar: you didn't work that out yourself
(12:41 PM) Alice: PPS: Hoffs/Drawlar = ''flash-forward.'' If you know what I mean, then...you know what I mean.
(12:41 PM) Alice: no i read about it
(12:41 PM) Alice: lol
(12:41 PM) Avatar: yeah you cheated
(12:41 PM) Alice: and you didn't?
(12:41 PM) Alice: lies
(12:41 PM) Avatar: no
(12:41 PM) Avatar: where did I cheat
(12:41 PM) Alice: sure sure
(12:41 PM) Avatar: you cheated
(12:41 PM) Alice: you didn't know til i told you
(12:41 PM) Alice: not cheating, its called being informed
(12:41 PM) Avatar: yeah but you cheated to tell me
(12:41 PM) Avatar: you cheater
(12:42 PM) Alice: no, i was informed
(12:42 PM) Alice: and you were uninformed
(12:42 PM) Alice: as usual
(12:42 PM) Avatar: I was informed
(12:42 PM) Alice: only by my informing you
(12:42 PM) Avatar: but you cheated
(12:42 PM) Alice: you were uninformed until informed by an informed person
(12:42 PM) Alice: not cheating, was informing myself!
(12:42 PM) Avatar: I was informed but you cheated so you informed me by cheating
(12:43 PM) Alice: you have only just proceeded to inform me that what i am informed is being informed is in fact cheating
(12:43 PM) Avatar: I am informing you that you informing me by informing yourself is a form of cheating
(12:43 PM) Alice: then you shouldntve cheated and shouldve informed yourself so that i didn't have to inform your uninformed self
(12:44 PM) Alice: you cheated by allowing me to inform you, the uninformed
(12:44 PM) Avatar: I didn't cheat, I was informed by a cheater who informed herself by cheating
(12:44 PM) Alice: when you were quite capable of informing yourself and thus bypassing cheating of any kind. im just informing you of that
(12:44 PM) Avatar: I was informed because you informed and that doesn't really make it cheating it's just informing
(12:45 PM) Alice: right. so i wasnt cheating and you were. just to inform you
(12:45 PM) Avatar: for your information, I wasn't cheating because you were informing me, and you were cheating because you weren't informing yourself, you were cheating
(12:45 PM) Alice: i would like to inform you that i was informed by you that how i was informed was in fact cheating but i am informing you now that me being informed was being informed and am informing you it was not cheating of any kind
(12:46 PM) Alice: anyway i will also inform you that i enjoyed ben getting beaten up
(12:46 PM) Alice: that was cool
(12:47 PM) Alice: oh shutup
(12:47 PM) Alice: lol
(12:47 PM) Avatar: but informing me that you were informed by me that I was informing you that you were cheating was the information I was informing you of as you cheated to be informed by being informed by other sources and therefore cheating your way to inform me of your information and therefore you cheated to inform me and I was informed by you
(12:47 PM) Alice: i would like to inform you that i disagree with the above informed statement
(12:48 PM) Avatar: but it is an informed statement
(12:48 PM) Avatar: that I am informing you of
(12:48 PM) Alice: i am making an informed choice to ignore any further mention of the word informed
(12:48 PM) Avatar: ok well you're a cheater
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Apparently the following message is not effective: “Everyone LOVES sex. I love it. All the other teachers love it. Your older friends love it. We all do it whenever we can because it’s frickin’ GREAT. But you should ignore the burning in your loins.”
--Scott Adams

from here, on his dilbert.com blog.

Couldn't have said it better, and it's not just about sex either.
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It's a term we rarely use anymore, usually replaced by "trolling" for the most part, but here's something really interesting I read about flame wars.

"Let me tell you something about flame wars. The undergraduate shit smearing aside, they're serious things and ought to be allowed to continue. They are, consistently, about the most important problems we have. They cost almost nothing in real terms. They are the best street-level forum we have, and if they get violent, well Jesus, they're about important things: of course they're violent. Verbally violent, and in a space where no fistfights, no (or rare) real-life vendettas can break out. What the hell else could you want, for hashing out these things? Examine the serious ones sometime. Look for where they break down, where they get circular, where people get tired and substitute half-remembered propaganda for reality. Look for the people who carry the arguments with consistently strong theses, with real vigor in their thought and understanding.

Forget the insults, the tactlessness, who the hell cares about it, it's not what's important, here. The dialogue. The engagement, the debate, the willingness to engage, and the real argument that drives the threads, that's what's important."


--A. Charles, Deeper: Adventures on the Net
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[livejournal.com profile] turtledove taught me how to play Backgammon, and I beat him in my second game, the first game after my training game!

My first real game of Backgammon! And I won!

Here's the discussion afterwards

(1:01 AM) Turtle: you are painfully slow
(1:01 AM) Avatar: this is my second game and I am about to win
(1:01 AM) Avatar: quiet
(1:01 AM) Turtle: fuck off
(1:01 AM) Turtle: that's bullshit
(1:01 AM) Avatar: lol
(1:02 AM) Avatar: do double numbers mean twice as many moves
(1:03 AM) Avatar: woot!
(1:03 AM) Avatar: that'll do for me

(I close the game here, he's trying to start a third game)

(1:04 AM) Turtle: i won then
(1:04 AM) Avatar: do double numbers mean twice as many moves
(1:04 AM) Avatar: no I won
(1:04 AM) Turtle: no you didn't
(1:04 AM) Turtle: i got 4 point from the first game
(1:04 AM) Avatar: you aren't sore losing to a newbie are you
(1:04 AM) Turtle: you only got 2 from that
(1:04 AM) Avatar: how did you get 4
(1:04 AM) Turtle: no seriously
(1:04 AM) Turtle: cause you didn't get any pieces in
(1:04 AM) Avatar: haha
(1:04 AM) Avatar: that was my training game
(1:04 AM) Avatar: you still lost in the real game
(1:05 AM) Avatar: if you want that as a consellation I guess you can take it
(1:05 AM) Avatar: I don't mind
(1:05 AM) Turtle: doesn't work like that buddy
(1:05 AM) Avatar: it works like that buddy
(1:05 AM) Avatar: also I will take a screenshot
(1:05 AM) Avatar: and post it up on 43 things for all to see
(1:05 AM) Turtle: you think competitors of mortal kombat get a trianing round!?!?
(1:05 AM) Turtle: NO
(1:05 AM) Avatar: lol
(1:05 AM) Turtle: YOU LOSE, YOU DIE
(1:05 AM) Turtle: no training
(1:05 AM) Avatar: lollllllllllll
(1:05 AM) Turtle: you lost that first one
(1:05 AM) Avatar: that was training
(1:05 AM) Avatar: the real game u lose
(1:06 AM) Turtle: the real game is life tony, the real game is life
(1:06 AM) Turtle: and i don't lose that
(1:06 AM) Avatar: hahhaa
(1:06 AM) Turtle: discussion over
(1:06 AM) Turtle!! is now Offline
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"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."
--Orson Welles

This is my new favourite quote.
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"When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues."
--Honore de Balzac
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"If you believe everything you read, better not read."
--Japanese Proverb
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"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
--Rita Mae Brown

hahahahaahahhahaha
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In our game of D&D, creating characters, Ballig is creating his character for Mooncabbage's campaign, but can't comprehend the name Ballig chose for his character - "Tzu":

[Mooncabbage] Tzu?
[Mooncabbage] ur not a bloody munk are you
[Ballig] no
[Mooncabbage] azn?
...
[Mooncabbage] so you're like
[Mooncabbage] one of them emerald city lads?
[Mooncabbage] from the mysterious east?
[Ballig] no
[Ballig] no
[Mooncabbage] no?
[Ballig] no
[Mooncabbage] why "tzu" then
[Avatar] no.
[Ballig] because it's a good Australian band
[Mooncabbage] that's not a good reason to use it as a character name
[Avatar] lol
[Ballig] sure it is
[Avatar] it's as good a reason as any
[Mooncabbage] not really...
[Mooncabbage] it may infact be the worst reason i've ever heard
[Ballig] I've heard worse reasons
[Avatar] maybe he had a spiritual tie to that name
[Avatar] or he had a calling from god to use the name 'Tzu'
[Ballig] I can come up with a roleplay reason for having an eastern sounding name but not being eastern
[Ballig] if that would appease you
[Ballig] why, OOC, I chose the name means little
[Avatar] I'd use the spiritual tie one
[Mooncabbage] oh i just thought you could be a cleric of like Fharlanghn
[Ballig] maybe he was brought up in one of those native indian-type tribes where they name their children after a sound or animal they see straight after birth
[Ballig] and his father sneezed
[Ballig] so he was called Tzu
...
[Mooncabbage] bah
[Mooncabbage] why must people pick arbitrary names, instead of taking the effort to properly name their characters
[Avatar] you're the one who came up with Isaac the Pink
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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
--Sue Murphy
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"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
--Anatole France

From the beginning of an article in today's mX:
"Postgraduate students don't have an easy life, cramming hours of studyinto days already full with work or family commitments - or both.  But the rewards are clearly worthwhile because postgraduate study has never been more popular in Australia..."
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"I have done it," says my memory.
"I cannot have done it," says my pride, refusing to budge.
In the end - my memory yields.

--Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil.
"Fourth Part: Maxims and Interludes".
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What is life if not the pursuit of a dream.
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Some dude came into #d&d asking what the channel was. Telling people what it means usually provokes the wrong sort of response, so [livejournal.com profile] silne just went straight to the punch, telling him:

[19:16] [Coon] what is d&d
[19:16] [silne] desperate and dateless

Then, more hilarity ensued while this guy tried to pick up anyone in the channel (he sounded like he was serious), and Methynutnut was lucky enough to get a pm conversation:

[19:17:36]     Coon    hi asl?
[19:17:54]     Methynutnut    19/f/hobart
[19:17:55]     Methynutnut    u?
[19:18:07]     Coon    23 m melb
[19:18:31]     Methynutnut    ah wikid wat brings u 2 #d&d?
[19:18:39]     Coon    single
[19:18:42]     Coon    u?
Read more... )

The picture Methynutnut sent was the first image that comes up under google images when you look up "girl".
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For [livejournal.com profile] atlantica69's meme, she asked people to post myspace-esque photos of people looking emo. I took about ten photos and they all turned out dodgy, so I asked for advice from [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee, who had posted a couple before me which turned out surprisingly good.

[21:54:57] [livejournal.com profile] avatar: how do you look emo
[21:54:57] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: :((
[21:54:58] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: :((
[21:55:03] [livejournal.com profile] avatar: I'm trying to take one and I can't do it
[21:55:08] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: I don't smile, and I look away from the camera
[21:55:26] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: Maybe even pout
[21:55:33] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: Stick out the bottom lip
[21:55:39] [livejournal.com profile] avatar: HAHA thanks!
[21:55:41] [livejournal.com profile] avatar: it worked
[21:55:48] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: Cut off half of your face with the actual camera (not with scissors)
[21:55:49] [livejournal.com profile] avatar: how come you're so good at this
[21:55:50] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: Show me
[21:55:51] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: I dunno
[21:55:55] [livejournal.com profile] bubblebee: Because I am female
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From the GTA: Vice City walkthrough on finishing the Paramedic missions, located here, which also mentions using meditative techniques in an effort to not drive yourself crazy from completing this part of the game:

Above all, let go any hope of finishing the game. This is essential. It is often difficult to discipline yourself not to care about the outcome of your actions, just as it is difficult to ignore the level number as it creeps upwards. But it is only through the calm acceptance of the endlessness of your task that you can ever achieve its end.

This reminds me so much of World of Warcraft.

Later in the walkthrough:

It is worth repeating: let go any hope of finishing the game. Stop looking at the clock. Ignore the level announcements. And don't do this by forcing your eyes away. Do it by actually ceasing to care.
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"Virtue, when imposed by force rather than belief and choice lacks the meaning that is required for a guiding force in one's life."
--Lord R'hien, Ultima V.

They're trying to ban smoking at train stations, and in cars and wherever else. Somebody wrote in to the local newspaper to complain, and said basically the same thing.
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Do what you fear, and fear disappears.

I looked behind me, and there it was. I turned back to face forward at the same time she did, and she started to slow down, out of breath. Keep going, I thought to her. You can make it.

She did it, and I've done it before. Can I go again?
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Comment of the day, taken from [livejournal.com profile] thespoony's poll on which shift key to use when typing:


WHY DO PEOPLE NEED THE SHIFT KEY WHEN ITS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE IN THIS
DAY AND AGE OF INTERNETS TO JUST KEEP CAPSLOCK ON FOR COMMUNICATIONS?
-[livejournal.com profile] cavorite
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Why did everyone message me this afternoon when they all know I'd still be at work? I thought this might have something to do with it...

Turtle!!! says:
why aren't you at work?
Turtle!!! says:
or maybe you are
Turtle!!! says:
hmmm.....
Turtle!!! says:
then how did you just log on?
Turtle!!! says:
tell me that one!!!
Turtle!!! says:
you're not going to are you
Turtle!!! says:
because you're not there
Turtle!!! says:
grrrr

...but people messaged me at different times?? This never happens!

More fun to come later.
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Human relations only require that you find someone whose fuckedupness compliments your own. And since almost everyone is fucked up in one way or another you just have to find the right type of fucked up for you. -[livejournal.com profile] pinkdove80

Reminds me of Donnie Darko, too.
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One good thing about lovers is that they don't take up much room on public transport.
-P.K. Shaw

May the flowers be beautiful and the booty be plentiful.
-[livejournal.com profile] never4ever
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Peter, my brother, is on dialup. I've been trying to talk him into the benefits of broadband.

Avatar says:
samuel l jackson said the anthology of star wars will be out late this year
Avatar says:
ep3 looks damn unreal
Avatar sends:
Revenge of the Sith teaser.mov (10883KB)
Pete says:
looking forwar dot seeing it
Avatar says:
take it young buttafuoco
Avatar says:
it is your DESTINY
Avatar says:
you cannot resist
Pete says:
thanks dude... that would take me all night to download!!!!
Avatar says:
1 hour to be exact
Pete says:
good night mate
Avatar says:
g'nite
Avatar says:
you should get the teaser though
Avatar says:
it is your DESTINY
Pete says:
sounds awesome! I will look into it
Avatar says:
haha
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
haha


"sounds awesome! I will look into it" is the best answer to anything if you plan to leave straight after and want the person you are talking to to go away.
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Here's the resignation letter a friend of mine from coles is handing in tomorrow.

Dear Barry,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Coles Supermarkets, effective 25/11/04.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Coles Supermarkets over the past four years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Coles Supermarkets provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

Sincerely,

Adam N.
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"I don't want to argue with you, I just want you to do what I tell you to do."

Yes, somebody actually said that to me today. A little bit of subtlety wouldn't go astray, would it?

I'm trying to keep my cool, I know it shows.
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We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
~Mark Twain~
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In case you're wondering, saboteur is the guy who trained me to make fun of people.

* C2i2D has joined #theabyss
[C2i2D] (((((((((9
[Teddy_Bear] lol
[C2i2D] ÷îòà ó ìåíÿ àñüêà ñëàìàëàñü:((((((((((
[saboteur] hello c2i2d
[saboteur] how is the weather
[saboteur] what time is it there
[Teddy_Bear] only question.. train don't go to australia
[saboteur] do you like cheese
[notnA] :))))
[saboteur] teddy: lol this is true *)))
[notnA] C2i2D uznal ?
[C2i2D] saboteur priiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeet jrujishe moy ...kak nastroenie segodnya??
[Teddy_Bear] from place where I live :)
[saboteur] privet :-)
[C2i2D] notna kavo?
[C2i2D] ((
[saboteur] that is hello isnt it
[saboteur] ?
[C2i2D] saboteur haul hail
[C2i2D] saboteur prikin' drug , ya xa4u v gil'd vstupit' a menya ne berut gadi:(((((
[C2i2D] saboteur ya ix vsex za eto zasuju!!!!:((
[saboteur] i feel your pain mate, if i could only understand what you mean 8(((
[notnA] kak kovo ]:(
[saboteur] i need the tower of babel 8(((
[C2i2D] tebya?(((
[notnA] aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Andante] íàõ âû ïèøèòå åìó òðàíñëèòîì îí æå íå ïîíèìàåò
[notnA] :D
[C2i2D] Andante ti na moego koresha ne goni a to ya tebya poreshu!(((
[notnA] :(
[saboteur] i dont even have a key on my computer that says æ
[saboteur] so i cant press it
[C2i2D] saboteur jjjjjjj
[C2i2D] saboteur æææææææææææææææ
[Andante] êòî òàì êîãî ðåøèòü ñîáðàëñÿ)
[Andante] òû ýòî âàùùùåååå ýòî íå áåçîáðàçíè÷àé!
[Andante] à òî ÿ ýòî, òîãî, â óãîë ïîñòâëþ!
[saboteur] lol
[saboteur] è....o
[saboteur] è...o
[saboteur] è..o
[saboteur] è.o
[saboteur] èo
[saboteur] è
[saboteur] PAC MAN
[C2i2D] :((((
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In the words of [livejournal.com profile] theferrett, must we all hide behind the anonymity of a database to confess a useless, distant love that will never go anywhere?

I love that.
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[Jerub] Avatar: do you have any numbness in any of your fingers.
[Jerub] if so, which ones?
[Avatar] no not really
[Ballig] you might have just slept on your arm wrong
[Avatar] nothing different from normal
[Jerub] what about tingling? like pins and needles?
[Avatar] I've been typing with it all day
[Avatar] not sleeping
[Avatar] no, if anything, it's very minor
[Jerub] okay, if anything, which fingers is the tingling in?
[Avatar] my thumb and forefinger
[Jerub] see a doctor.
[Jerub] tell him your friend told you that you have inflamation of the carpal tunnel, but need the opinion of someone not in a chat room.
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* laudern has joined #computers
[laudern] hey
[laudern] anyone home?
[Avatar] yeah
[laudern] hey do you know any digital software programs........
[laudern] huh?
[Avatar] yeah
[Avatar] try www.bakla.net
[laudern] i dont know what i should be feeling right now
* laudern has left #computers
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[04:06] [Nizzle] What do you guys think about the perrenial coke/pepsi question? Forgive me for my bold sedgway into a topic arguably unrelated to computers, but i find myself somehow unable to distinguish between the two brands of what are essentially the same cola-based beverage. Some people argue that coke is rounder, fuller, pepsi sharper. Your thoughts?
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What the fuck?
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No-one's ever stuck with me for so long before.. and if you leave... if you leave, I just, I remember things better with you... I remember it, I do, it's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it, and I look at you and... I'm home.

Please. I don't want that to go away. I don't wanna forget.


I'm sorry. But I do.
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From : CustServ UK [customerservice@eidos.co.uk]
Sent : Friday, 27 February 2004 9:45:54 AM
To : "Tony" [bigspoiltbrat@hotmail.com]
Subject : RE: GAME :Final Fantasy 7 PROBLEM : Video

Dear Tony,

We are very sorry to hear that you are having problems with this game.
Unfortunately, this game is not compatible with your Operating System or
video card. Because of this, we are unable to offer specific technical
advice.

Please accept our apologies for being unable to get the game running on
this system.

Kind Regards

Eidos Customer Services


Retards. I got it working!

Dear Eidos Customer Service,

I am very sorry to hear that you were not able to help me with my problems with this game. Unfortunately, in the length of time it took for you to respond to my request, I had managed to get it working on my own by reinstalling DirectShow. I hope that in future, you will be able to help out other poor players like myself that asked for your support.

Apology accepted, on the condition above.

Regards,

Tony Buttafuoco.
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[[mozza]] Who are you Avatar?
[[mozza]] :)
[Avatar] the million dollar question I don't have an answer for
[[mozza]] cool
[SneepyStary] ahh.. mozz, meet tony, our erstwhile friend
[[mozza]] coolies
[Avatar] your erstwhile friend
[SneepyStary] my erstwhile friend
[SneepyStary] meaning former
[SneepyStary] as in not anymore
[Avatar] your erstwhile friend
[Avatar] as in yours
[Avatar] not 'yours'
[[mozza]] so why are you here Avatar?
[SneepyStary ....i see
[Avatar] just visiting
[Avatar] I like dropping by every now and then
[[mozza]] k
[[mozza]] are you a loser?
[Avatar] I lose occasionally
[Avatar] but I would not say I am a loser
[[mozza]] k
[Avatar] some people would
[Avatar] the simple way out is 'each to their own'
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I got my bag back today, with most of its contents, minus the more valuable stuff, including my travellers version of the personal journal. It's okay - I'm glad I got the bag and my jacket back.

I had a big fight with Dad and Jimmy about it - this was the first I'd told them about it. They weren't upset that I hadn't told them anything, but they want to look after me to the last straw. They're hardcore sceptics, and they were absolutely certain that the guy who gave back my bag must have stolen it. Dad later added that, no, it was only a possibility (after I kept saying this is only a possibility, and they couldn't know that for sure), but it was 99.9% correct!Read more... )

I wish I knew earlier, because I forgot today was Dad's birthday.

It's been a busy weekend. Hopefully I'll write more tonight. I've had a lot to think about lately.
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[Craqer] yo
[Craqer] `Nyone ther ree?/
[Craqer] he;pppppp?
[Craqer] hello
[Craqer] thankhou
[Simba] kthnx
[Craqer] simba
[Craqer] whats up
[Simba] not much
[Simba] early in the morning
[Craqer] laye at night
[Craqer] im fucdinh gone
[Craqer] please dont kick mr
[Bob] are you drunk
[Craqer] no
[Bob] are you high
[Craqer] non
[Craqer] bob
[CoreTex] lol
[Craqer] bob im going to pm you
[CoreTex] simba
[Craqer] ok??

a few minutes later - still in channel

[Bob] [Craqer] yes i am drunk bn
[Bob] [Craqer] 
[Bob] [Craqer] d rather no let everyone know
[Bob] [Craqer]  ere?
[Bob] [Craqer] r u here?/
[Bob] [Craqer] r u there?
[Bob] [Craqer] bob?
[Simba] lol
[Craqer] y/
[Craqer] \?
[Craqer] y?
[Bob] finger slipped
[Craqer] what/.
[Craqer] ehat?
[Craqer] dmnit

Obviously there was more, but I don't want to flood this thing.
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[20:50] [Kiwilord] http://thealterrealm.com/boards/index.php
[20:51] [Kiwilord] thats the link from tars site to the furom main page
[20:51] [Kiwilord] but goes direct to pol forum
[20:53] [Kiwilord] arghh
[20:53] [Kiwilord] stoned again ...just had to scroll down
[20:53] [Kiwilord] lol

I shit you not, these people exist in the thousands.
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Woman (on phone, very cheery): Your wedding is going to be so great, it's the best thing for both of you, you really deserve it!
*scan*
Woman (still cheery): Okay, take care, hey? I'm REALLY happy for you! It's REALLY beautiful! *giggle*
*scan scan*
Woman (very reassuringly): Yeah. You two really deserve each other, he loves you a lot, and he's going to take care of you for the rest of your life! He REALLY loves you!
*scan*
Woman (still cheery): Okay. All the best, I'll see you at the wedding! It's going to be really beautiful! *giggle* Bye bye.
Me (very monotone): That's $22.85.

It's really not THAT beautiful, darling.
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