Desperate and dateless.

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Some dude came into #d&d asking what the channel was. Telling people what it means usually provokes the wrong sort of response, so silne just went straight to the punch, telling him:

[19:16] [Coon] what is d&d
[19:16] [silne] desperate and dateless

Then, more hilarity ensued while this guy tried to pick up anyone in the channel (he sounded like he was serious), and Methynutnut was lucky enough to get a pm conversation:

[19:17:36]     Coon    hi asl?
[19:17:54]     Methynutnut    19/f/hobart
[19:17:55]     Methynutnut    u?
[19:18:07]     Coon    23 m melb
[19:18:31]     Methynutnut    ah wikid wat brings u 2 #d&d?
[19:18:39]     Coon    single
[19:18:42]     Coon    u?
[19:18:45]     Methynutnut    yeh me 2
[19:19:03]     Methynutnut    not much action down here in tas :(
[19:19:44]     Coon    yeah i could imagine
[19:19:45]     Coon    lol
[19:20:03]     Methynutnut    do u get out  much?
[19:20:21]     Coon    yeah
[19:20:23]     Coon    every week
[19:20:27]     Methynutnut    i went up to melb last year, was awesome
[19:21:10]     Coon    yeah we rocl
[19:21:13]     Coon    yeah we rock
[19:21:14]     Methynutnut    got pissed n walked roun southbnak wiv some friends loved it
[19:21:28]     Coon    yeah best place in the world
[19:21:59]     Methynutnut    so what do u do?
[19:22:11]     Coon    sales rep
[19:22:12]     Coon    u?
[19:22:57]     Methynutnut    im an aprentice hairdresser
[19:23:00]     Methynutnut    its alrite
[19:23:14]     Coon    u can do my hair if u come here again
[19:23:16]     Coon    lol
[19:23:26]     Methynutnut    cool :)
[19:23:47]     Coon    so do u go out mjuch?
[19:23:47]     Methynutnut    thats the nice thing bout it - can perv on all the hot guys. not enuff round here tho
[19:24:22]     Methynutnut    i try.. i went to a party a couple of weeks ago, my mum dosnt like it :(
[19:24:34]     Methynutnut    still living at home gonna move out later this year hpefully
[19:24:55]     Coon    ok
[19:24:57]     Coon    got a pic
[19:25:05]     Methynutnut    yeh just a sec
[19:26:05]     Coon    will be waiting
[19:26:26]     Methynutnut    can u do irc files?
[19:26:35]     *    DCC SEND me.jpg to Coon complete [5706 cps].
[19:26:48]     Methynutnut    u got a pic?
[19:28:23]     Coon    got ur pic nice
[19:28:28]     Coon    u shouldn't be single
[19:28:41]     Coon    I cant send through here need e-mail if that ok
[19:28:41]     Methynutnut    thx ;)
[19:28:59]     Methynutnut    yeah (email address here)
[19:30:34]     Coon    wait 2 mins
[19:30:44]     Methynutnut    ok i will =)
[19:31:49]     Coon    Ok done
[19:32:00]     Coon    its me in Niagra Falls with about no sleep at all
[19:32:59]     Methynutnut    dling it now :)
[19:33:23]     Methynutnut    so ur name's chris? i like that name
[19:33:23]     Coon    no prob
[19:33:30]     Coon    yeah
[19:33:32]     Coon    wats yr?
[19:33:39]     Methynutnut    alison
[19:34:25]     Methynutnut    earrings too. awesome
[19:34:43]     Coon    yeah i took them out now
[19:34:47]     Methynutnut    ok I'm bored now
[19:34:57]     Methynutnut    you're getting messed with by a 16/m/hobart high school student
[19:35:03]     Methynutnut    tata
[19:35:09]     Coon    fuck u cunt
[19:35:13]     *    Methynutnut waves

The picture Methynutnut sent was the first image that comes up under google images when you look up "girl".

Comments

[soulwatcher.livejournal.com]

Hey Meth used my name, what's that about? Unless they are actually an Alison too in which case I'd excuse it, but since it's irc I'm thinking nothing they said about themselves was actually true - I have no proof either way since I don't know anything about the person in question :)

[avatar.livejournal.com]

Methy isn't an Alison. No idea why he chose it. It sounds girly.

I think the person in question you're referring to is the chick in the googled image, and nobody knows what her name is.

[physicsyo.livejournal.com]

hey, i joined brutal_honesty about 2 weeks ago and i am not permitted to post on it because i am not on the friends list yet. the site said to read the mods' user info's to see where to appropriately contact them about issues, but your info said nothing about contacting you about any issues. thus, i am posting in your LJ (sorry!)

so basically, i just wanted to know if there was anything i need to do to gain access or if i did anything unknowingly that was incorrect, or when i will be able to post things.

thank you for reading this and i'm sorry if it was hard to comprehend.. my mind is all over the place.

take care,

alice

[avatar.livejournal.com]

Allow me to assist, note the bolded part.

14. If you have problems with the community and/or other members, please contact mistresssuccubi, alexlucard, lady_alyria, and/or avatar. You can find contact details on each moderator's userinfo page - do not post comments in their journal entries about this community. This will annoy them.

[forever-damned.livejournal.com]

It's a hard life Tony ;p

[avatar.livejournal.com]

what are you talking about

[typetnt.livejournal.com]

Now the question is... did it annoy you or are you gonna chat Alice up? ;)

[avatar.livejournal.com]

It annoyed me.

[thingamabobby.livejournal.com]

*pout pout*

[oiesot.livejournal.com]

tee hee...d&d...
-random

[avatar.livejournal.com]

...what

[mya-detroit.livejournal.com]

Hey,

I got banned from BH. It was a first time post; I didnt know the rules.

Cut me a break? We all had fun. I even got a few friends off the post.

Im not a troll, just didnt know the rules.

[avatar.livejournal.com]

Ignorance is no excuse.

And I should probably add that commenting on mods' journals for things like this is also against the rules, on the same rules page of the rules that you already broke the first time.

So you're really not helping yourself.

[capitulate.livejournal.com]

OK, well you'll have to be punished then for being an idiot.

Bend over... all yours Tony!

[typetnt.livejournal.com]

This post encourages manipulation.

[avatar.livejournal.com]

One of the best examples!