Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Why did everyone message me this afternoon when they all know I'd still be at work? I thought this might have something to do with it...

Turtle!!! says:
why aren't you at work?
Turtle!!! says:
or maybe you are
Turtle!!! says:
hmmm.....
Turtle!!! says:
then how did you just log on?
Turtle!!! says:
tell me that one!!!
Turtle!!! says:
you're not going to are you
Turtle!!! says:
because you're not there
Turtle!!! says:
grrrr

...but people messaged me at different times?? This never happens!

More fun to come later.